Vous êtes convoqué devant Dieu. Vous avez 5 minutes de retard. Quelle est votre excuse ?

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November 9, 2020 at 4:51 pm #8042 Reply

Anonymous
Je disais bonjour à mes toutous au paradis
December 6, 2020 at 1:57 pm #8277 Reply

Anonymous
Няма смисъл да лъжеш бога. В края на краищата той е всемогъщ. Просто щях да му кажа истината, че мастурбирам.
December 6, 2020 at 4:21 pm #8278 Reply

Anonymous
Prepáč, stratil som sa, nikdy predtým som nebol v nebi. Toto miesto je oveľa iné ako peklo.
December 6, 2020 at 4:23 pm #8279 Reply

Anonymous
Anda benar-benar mengendalikan alam semesta mengapa Anda mempertanyakan saya terlambat?
December 6, 2020 at 4:24 pm #8280 Reply

Anonymous
내 고양이는 내 무릎에서 자고 있었다
December 6, 2020 at 4:26 pm #8281 Reply

Anonymous
It was a long stairway to heaven
December 6, 2020 at 4:27 pm #8282 Reply

Anonymous
माफ गर्नुहोस्, कम्युट नरक थियो
December 6, 2020 at 4:29 pm #8283 Reply

Anonymous
Nessuna. Sa già perché sono arrivato in ritardo.
December 6, 2020 at 4:31 pm #8284 Reply

Anonymous
אני אנושי, כמובן שאני עושה טעויות. מי אתה חושב שאני? שאני אלוהים?
December 6, 2020 at 4:33 pm #8285 Reply

Anonymous
אין לי SSD, לקח קצת לטעון
December 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm #8286 Reply

Anonymous
Il y a eu un hold-up à la banque
December 6, 2020 at 5:45 pm #8287 Reply

Anonymous
Der er mange trapper for at komme her
December 6, 2020 at 5:46 pm #8288 Reply

Anonymous
Ինձ պահում էին Փարլի Գեյթսում:
December 6, 2020 at 5:47 pm #8289 Reply

Anonymous
我没有任何借口
December 6, 2020 at 5:48 pm #8290 Reply

Anonymous
За съжаление трябваше да избягам от адските ями, за да стигна тук.
December 6, 2020 at 5:52 pm #8291 Reply

Anonymous
Jadłem lunch z Szatanem.
March 24, 2021 at 9:19 am #8467 Reply

Anonymous
神様も私と同じ時にお見えになりました。
なので、普通に挨拶をします。
- March 24, 2021 at 9:40 am #8468 Reply
  
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