Vous êtes convoqué devant Dieu. Vous avez 5 minutes de retard. Quelle est votre excuse ?

Others Vous êtes convoqué devant Dieu. Vous avez 5 minutes de retard. Quelle est votre excuse ?

This topic contains 15 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by  Anonymous 1 month, 2 weeks ago.

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  • #8042 Reply

    Anonymous

    Je disais bonjour à mes toutous au paradis

  • #8277 Reply

    Anonymous

    Няма смисъл да лъжеш бога. В края на краищата той е всемогъщ. Просто щях да му кажа истината, че мастурбирам.

  • #8278 Reply

    Anonymous

    Prepáč, stratil som sa, nikdy predtým som nebol v nebi. Toto miesto je oveľa iné ako peklo.

  • #8279 Reply

    Anonymous

    Anda benar-benar mengendalikan alam semesta mengapa Anda mempertanyakan saya terlambat?

  • #8280 Reply

    Anonymous

    내 고양이는 내 무릎에서 자고 있었다

  • #8281 Reply

    Anonymous

    It was a long stairway to heaven

  • #8282 Reply

    Anonymous

    माफ गर्नुहोस्, कम्युट नरक थियो

  • #8283 Reply

    Anonymous

    Nessuna. Sa già perché sono arrivato in ritardo.

  • #8284 Reply

    Anonymous

    אני אנושי, כמובן שאני עושה טעויות. מי אתה חושב שאני? שאני אלוהים?

  • #8285 Reply

    Anonymous

    אין לי SSD, לקח קצת לטעון

  • #8286 Reply

    Anonymous

    Il y a eu un hold-up à la banque

  • #8287 Reply

    Anonymous

    Der er mange trapper for at komme her

  • #8288 Reply

    Anonymous

    Ինձ պահում էին Փարլի Գեյթսում:

  • #8289 Reply

    Anonymous

    我没有任何借口

  • #8290 Reply

    Anonymous

    За съжаление трябваше да избягам от адските ями, за да стигна тук.

  • #8291 Reply

    Anonymous

    Jadłem lunch z Szatanem.

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